Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
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Today is the International day of Smart &
Attractive people.Send this to someone who fits
the description! Don’t send it back; I've
already received hundreds.
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I
saw u on road today.
U were lukin so fine,
ur face so divine,
ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song:
Who Let The Dog Out!(apni mazaak hai yaar ;)
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2
lovers plan a suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv
is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv
never dies.
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5
great peoples....
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram
woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum
So keep in touch... ;)
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoonga. ;)
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best :)
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Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
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The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful,
Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..
If rain makes all thing beautiful than y
does it not fall on U ?
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? :P
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A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me ......
Well thats a sign of ur Good Taste!! :)
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U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge…I m sure going
to miss u! ;)
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Rail kee Patri per kabhi HUNGNEY na
betho,
GADDI aagayeee to G**D phat jayegi..
AAbhi to haath se G**D dhotey ho
Phir to G**D se hee Hath dho bethoGAy!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka
tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????
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Laila ko Majnu ka sms nahi aya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Laila marney wali hai Majnu ke pyar
main,
Aur Majnu betha hai sms free hone ke
intazar main
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Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange.........
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Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha
hai kya???
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to make it
straight,
she
pulls it.
2 make it
stand
she
rubs it.
2 make it
stiff
she
licks it.
2 let it
in
she
pushes it.
true! threading a needle is not easy !!!
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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Zindagi Behal Hay.. Sur Hay Na Taal Hay..
Message Box Bhi Kungal Hay.. Kya Apki SMS
Factory Main Hartal Hay..
Yar Kuch To Bhejo Yeh Meray Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka
Sawal Hay
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Tum hamesha....
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
mera kya jayega?Log tumhe hi pagal
samjhenge. ;o)
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Yosuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha
hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha
hai
Unhe khilane pilanne main hui hai yeh
haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha
hai....
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Think big, think smart,
think positive,
think beautiful,
think great,
I know this is too much for you,
so here is a shortcut...
just think about ME!
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Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa
kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega,
doosra apna paisa bachayega.
